did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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