loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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