the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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