.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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