Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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