Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she smelled like a LAN party
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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