I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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