No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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