I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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