I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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