hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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