and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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