Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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