well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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