so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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