So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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