You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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