I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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