You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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