I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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