Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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