i just google imaged poop.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
