is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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