hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I supernannyed him into submission
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