I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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