it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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