problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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