When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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