:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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