Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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