So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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