I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
drinking out of a sandbucket again
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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