Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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