its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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