So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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