can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
please come you make the beer taste better
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
