For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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