Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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