Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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