The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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