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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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