it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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