Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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