Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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