omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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