the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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