She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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