Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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