But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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