I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
