Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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