Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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